What A Kiss Means
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Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" *A wink ---"Let's get it on" *Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go" *Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *If your kissing someone, close your eyes. It's not nice to stare. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- *Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow. Repost this as "What A Kiss Means

>>>>>>>***************12 signs of falling for someone!****************** >>>>>>> >>>>>>>12. You read his/her texts over and over again... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>11. You walk really slow when you're with him/her... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>10. You feel shy whenever you're with him/her... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>9. When you think about him/her, your heart beats faster and >>>>>>>faster... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>8. You smile when you hear his/her voice... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>7. When you look at him/her, you can't see the other people around >>>>>>>you... all you see is him/her... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of him/her... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>5. He / She becomes all you think about... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>4. You get high just from his/her scent... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think >>>>>>>about him/her... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>2. You would do anything for him/her... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the >>>>>>>whole >>>>>>>time :D... >>>>>>>

LIFE GIVES ANSWERS IN THREE WAYS

IT SAYS YES AND GIVES WHATEVER U WANT

IT SAYS NO AND GIVES U SOMETHING BETTER

IT SAYS WAIT AND GIVES U THE BEST

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Hi Guys

As you know we are getting closer to the BIGGEST Youth Week event of
the year, the Bring It On! Fairfield Youth Festival 2006.

This year it will be held from 1-7pm at the Fairfield Showground. This
year's headline Acts are: Random, Joel Turner and Figg Kidd for the RNB
Hip Hop fans and Vaticide for the metal lovers.

The festival will be jam-packed with activities including free-styling,
beat-boxing, breakdance and car exhibition competitions, food stalls,
information stalls, rides and a massive skate ramp. Also, the Fairfield
School Idol competition will be held on the main stage between 5pm and
6pm.

Entry is free and we are expecting over 6,000 people to attend. Major
sponsor are Stocklands and Canley Heights Hotel. Minor sponsors are
Cabra-Vale Diggers and Mounties.

See you all there and pass the message on.

From the Festival Team - Cindy Fernandez, Linda Mirabillio and Majidi
Warda

A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and
>>visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage,
>>about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the
>>mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a
>>clear, sober glance upon her daughter.
>>"Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the
>>bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No
>>matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the
>>children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to
>>go places with them now and then; do things with them. Remember that
>>'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and
>>all your other women relatives too. "You'll need other women. Women
>>always do."
>>"What a funny piece of advice!" the young woman thought. "Haven't I just
>>gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married
>>woman, for goodness sake! A grownup!
>>Surely my husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make
>>my life worthwhile!'"
>>But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her sisters and
>>made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after
>>another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what
>>she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their
>>mysteries upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life. After more
>>than 50 years of living in this world, here is what I've learned:
>>THIS SAYS IT ALL:
>>Time passes.
>>Life happens.
>>Distance separates.
>>Children grow up.
>>Jobs come and go.
>>Love waxes and wanes.
>>Men don't do what they're supposed to do.
>>Hearts break.
>>Parents die.
>>Colleagues forget favors.
>>Careers end.
>>BUT
>>Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between
>>you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach.
>>When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by
>>yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering
>>you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and
>>waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even
>>break the rules and walk beside you. Or come in and carry you out.
>>Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters,
>>sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and
>>extended family, all bless our life! The world wouldn't be the same
>>without women, and neither would I. When we began this adventure called
>>womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay
>>ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other. Every day, we
>>need each other still. Pass this on to all the women who help make your
>>life meaningful.
>>I just did.

A true friend is the 'Alphabet' of one's life.

They (A)ccept you and

(B)elieves in "you".

 (C)all you just to say "HI!"

(D)on't give up on you.

(E)nvision the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).

(F)orgive your mistakes.

(G)ive unconditionally.

(H)elp you.

 (I)nvite you over

 (J)ust to "be" with you.

 (K)eep you close at heart.

(L)oves you for who you are.

 (M)akes a difference in your life.

(N)ever Judges,

(O)ffers support,

 (P)icks you up,

(Q)uiets your fears,

(R)aises your spirit,

(S)ays nice things about you,

 (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it,

(U)nderstands you,

(V)alues you,

(W)alks beside you,

 (X)-plains thing you don't understand,

 (Y)ells when you won't listen,

and (Z)aps you back to life

ONE.
             Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

                                      TWO.
         Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
            conversational skills will be as important as any other.

                                     THREE.
        Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you
                                      want.

                                      FOUR.
                        When you say "I love you" mean it

                                      FIVE.
              When you say, "I'm sorry" look the person in the eye.

                                      SIX.
             Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

                                     SEVEN.
                         Believe in love at first sight.

                                     EIGHT.
        Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't
                                   have much.

                                      NINE.
       Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only
                          way to live life completely.

                                      TEN.
                In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

                                     ELEVEN.
                     Don't judge people by their relatives.

                                     TWELVE.
                         Talk slowly but think quickly.

                                    THIRTEEN.
      When someone asks you a question and you don't want to answer, smile
                       and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

                                    FOURTEEN.
       Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

                                    FIFTEEN.
                  Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

                                    SIXTEEN.
                      When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

                                   SEVENTEEN.
                             Remember the three R's:
      Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your
                                    actions.

                                    EIGHTEEN.
              Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

                                    NINETEEN.
         When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to
                                   correct it.

                                     TWENTY.
        Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your
                                     voice.

                                   TWENTY-ONE.
                             Spend some time alone.

1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart.
13. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
14. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
15. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
16. go to the movies with her
17...and if you really want to have her heart, sing to her (she may think its dorky but she'll love it)
18. make the 1st move

Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet

Guys - repost this if you would do any of it

      George Carlin's Views on Aging

      Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get
      old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so
      excited about aging that you think in fractions.

      "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six
      and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

      You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to
      the next number, or even a few ahead.

      "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey,
      you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . .
      you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME
      21. YESSSS!!!

      But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you
      sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's
      no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

      You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on
      the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH
      50 and your dreams are gone.

      But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

      So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

      You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
      After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

      You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT
      lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there.
       Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

      Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become
      a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
      May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!


      HOW TO STAY YOUNG

      1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
      height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them".

      2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

      3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,
      gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is
      the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

      4. Enjoy the simple things.

      5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

      6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only
      person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE
      while you are alive.

      7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
      keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your
      refuge.

      8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is
      unstable,improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

      9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the
      next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

      10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every
      opportunity.

      AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
      moments that take our breath away.

      And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But
      do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest
      each day!!

> >>>Wise words:
> >>>As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't
> >>>supposed ever
> >>>let you down probably will. You will have your heart
>broken,
> >>>probably more
> >>>than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so
> >>>remember
> >>>how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best
> >>>friend.
> >>>You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry
> >>>because time
> >>>is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
> >>>So take
> >>>too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been
> >>>hurt
> >>>because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
> >>>happiness you'll
> >>>never get back.

 

 

> >>>For the girls... Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of
>
> >>>hot; who
> >>>calls you back when you hang up on him; who will stay
> >>>awake just to watch
> >>>you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead; who wants to
> >>>show you
> >>>off to the world when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand
> >>>in front
> >>>of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you
> >>>of how much
> >>>he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the
> >>>one who
> >>>turns to his friends and says, "..that's her."

Whats yours?

A- You always want some action!
B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting other people!
C- You definitly have a partier side in you!
D- You have trouble trusting other people!
E- You are popular with all types of people!
F- Fake!
G- You are very friendly and understanding!
H- You have a very good personality and looks!
I - Love is something that you deeply believe in!
J- Everyone loves you!
K- You always like to try new things!
L- You are always smiling and making others smile!
M- Success comes easily to you!
N- You can be very "fun"!
O- You love foreplay!
P- You are always smelling good!
Q- You are a hypocrite!
R- You are a social butterfly!
S- People think you are very sexy, especially your bf/gf!
T- You have an attitude, a big one!
U- You are usually hella tight!
V- You are not judgemental!
W- You are very broad minded!
X- You never let people tell you what to do!
Y- You are always make evey experience great!
Z- You're really cool!

The 10 Wog Commandments

10. Thou shalt have at least 2 mobile phones or own 2 SIM cards.

One for optus free time and the other for vodafone. You may have nothing to say, but saying it for free somehow adds great value to it.

9. Thou shalt wannabe a DJ or claim to have a cousin that is a DJ.

You must have made at least one attempt to make your own tracks using demo programs off the net and sampling stuff that sounds like you ripped it off an old atari or playstation game.This must also include an improvised freestyle rap which contains several references to your genitals and your bro's ho's etc.

8. Thou shalt display at least 3 crosses:

• A gold chunky cross your godparents gave you when you were baptised that you wear around your neck along with the other 10 charms of chilies, love hearts and evil eyes
• A huge cross and your village saint above your bed blessed by the pope
• Some rosary beads hanging from your rear view mirror in the car or one of the stickers they hand out during Easter stuck on your dashboard that your nonna/yia yia/baba gave you.
• Optional for the young wogboys: Showing your so called "devotion" to religion by getting a tattoo of the cross or any other religious symbols usually on your arm or on your back. (no barbed wire around your arm doesn't count)

  7. Thou shalt rebel against older wogs with any authority and obtain some sort of piercing.

  Any self respecting wogboy, would have popped down to the chemist and gotten a earring. Make sure you do this in the next suburb and ensure that the chemist isnt run by Greeks or Italians in order to avoid a leak to the local gossip network (eg.your mum's hairdresser, your dad's best mate who owns the fruit shop etc).

  IMPORTANT: You must remove the earring before and during the time spent at home and when with the boyz one must replace it, with a big chunky gold sleeper.

  6. Thou must know greetings in other wog languages. We live in a multicultural society therefore lets start with the basics:

  • Hows it going bro
  • Hows it going re/ra
  • Hows it going cuz
  • Hows it going stronzo

    Once you have mastered the basics feel free to express yourself and expand on your vocabulary:

    • Sic re
    • Howudoin?
    • Yallah
    • Hows it hangin bro?
    • Howudoin?

      5. Thou shalt travel or cruise in at least 1 modified car a week and be seen at 1 of the following locations:

      in Sydney

      Brighton
      Norton St
      Bondi
      Stanmore Macca's
      Bay Vista
      Auburn Maccas

      Bankstown

      
      

      in Melbourne

      Chapel St.
      Lygon St.
      Club Vespa
      The Men's Gallery
      Lonsdale St baraki
      South Melbourne Hellas games  

      Brunswick

      4. Thou shalt use excessive amounts of hair products on one's hair specifically extra hold hair spray, mouse and gel.

      A Wog Boys hairdo is a masterpiece, in many cases a work of art. One must set aside many hours to craft those spikes of hair. If you have curly hair do not bother...shave it down to a number 0 or 1.

      Colour is also an important element and standards do apply: One must have streaks of blonde, red or blue applied to the ends of one's hair.

      3. Thou shalt know at least one traditional song or dance.

      These include artists such as Eros, Laura, Sabrina, Sfakianakis,Yianni, Nek, and AmedMc- ok maybe not the last one.

      Ladies: When dancing in a traditional fashion, usually at your cousins 21st so blind drunk that you forget half your chest is pouring out of your top and your skirt is riding up your backside, a strong grip of the nearest person's hand could make or break your dance routine.If in doubt of any dance moves...improvise! AND never EVER take a serviette from someone inside the circle. If you are completely lost just blame the nearest skip for making you break your concentration.

      2. Thou shalt not get busted waxing by ones mother.

      If you are hairy make sure your mother never catches you waxing your legs for the next soccer game. She'll freak and think you've gone gay on her and her dream of a white wedding will never come true. She'll resort to setting you up with a family friend, distant relative, someone with the same last name or some poor village girl from the old country..and then your clubbing days will be gone my friend!!

      1. Thou shalt go clubbing every Saturday night.